Scary Movie 5

Scary Moviestylized as SCARY MOVIE is a 2013 American comedy film and the fifth installment of the Scary Movie franchise. It is the second film to be distributed by The Weinstein Company under the Dimension Films brand. The film is directed by Malcolm D. Lee and written by David Zucker. It was released on April 12, 2013.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan get together to make a sex tape with overcameras beside Sheens bed. The timelapsed tape fast forwards through the two doing all sorts of bedroom antics, including gymnastics, riding a horse, and having clowns jump in under the sheets. Sheen is pulled into the air by a paranormal force and thrown against walls, shelves, and doors until he lands on the bed again. Lohan is frightened so she decides to go home when she flies into the air as well she becomes possessed and throws Sheen into the camera and kills him. The text explains that Sheens body was found that day but he didnt stop partying until days later, and that his three kids were found missing, Lohan was arrested, again, and a reward was put out for the missing children.Several months later, JaMarcus Snoop Dogg and DAndre Mac Miller are walking in the Humboldt County woods in California in search of cannabis plants to steal. After stealing one and fleeing, they take shelter in a cabin in the woods. Upon entering they see three strange creatures, later confirmed to be Sheens children, and turn them in for the reward. The feral children are placed in isolation at a child development research center for a few months until they are deemed well enough to be returned to familial custody. When Sheens brother, Dan Sanders Simon Rex and his wife Jody Ashley Tisdale come to collect them, they are told they can have them if they agree to stay in a large suburban middleclass home fitted with security cameras. Jody is reluctant to take the kids at first but soon adjusts to having them. In an attempt to bond with their new children, Jody auditions for a ballet performance, Swan Lake, and is cast in the lead role as the Swan Queen. ........

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